WELCOME EVERYONE!
COME VISIT US AT
HYPERION, GOBLET, W28, P5
OPEN THUR & SUN 10:00PM ET

OUR STAFF

Name: Suckerpunch Sally
Nickname: Sally
Age: 23
Occupation: Owner / Manager / Bartender / Dancer
Hometown: Gyr Abania
Height: 5’ 4”
Likes: Killing Primals, Drinking, Long walks on the beach with my some one sexy
Favorite Drink: Whiskey streight from the bottle baby
Short Bio: Born in Gyr Abania, she eventually made her way to Limsa Lominsa taking up a job as an assassin. She loves clubbing so figured "Why not open one?"

Name: Aoi Kun
Nickname: Aoi
Age: 33
Occupation: Bartender / Greeter(?)
Hometown: Nym
Height: The tallest of the lalas.
Likes: Performance Barding, Gamba, and doing absolutely nothing for hours on end.
Favorite Drink: Whiskey, Scotch
Short Bio:

Name: Voodoo Doll
Nickname: None yet - Be creative, come up with one for me!
Age: 35+
Occupation: Escort / Dancer
Hometown: None that I know of
Height: 6' and then some!
Likes: Killing, Drinking, Voodoo Magic, (did I mention Drinking?)
Favorite Drink: Whiskey / Bourbon / Straight Gasoline
Short Bio: Origins shrouded in mystery. always seemed to have an affinity for magicks and took up the Art of Voodoo... likes to club, so why not work at one?

Name: Ven Maouche
Nickname: Ven
Age: 26
Occupation: Dancer
Hometown: Wildwood
Height: 6'5"
Likes: Killing Primals and adventuring
Favorite Drink: An open one
Short Bio: Born in the Wildwood of Erozea. I left to Uldah to learn to wield a sword and explore the land.

Name: Deethra Miret-njer
Nickname: Deet
Age: 100
Occupation: Knight-errant/Arsenal knight
Hometown: Gridania
Height: 6'3"
Likes: The Shroud, Gridania, fighting people
Favorite Drink: Iced water
Short Bio: Daughter of The Shroud, bloodkin to every Viera, voyager

Name: Horoxa Highwind
Nickname: Horo, Moogle
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Orientation: Bisexual - She/Her/They/Them
Occupation: Greeter/ Dancer
Hometown: Black Shroud
Height: 4' 9.5"
Likes: Moogles, Sweets(caramels), Taking pictures, Sleeping
Favorite Drink: Anything sweet and fruity!
Short Bio: Grew up in the Black Shroud to adoptive Hyur parents. Started her adventures as a lancer to carry on her family name (Highwind) but eventually found her love of magic and took up Red Mage (( https://xaelaoflight.carrd.co/ ))

DJs

OUR PLACE

DANCERS
SFW: Private dances 80K/15 min., 150K 30min.
NSFW: Private dances 300K/15 min., 550K 30min.
ESCORT for the night at dancers discretion

EVENTS
--TO BE DETERMINED ONCE STAFF IS AVAILABLE--AUCTIONS
Fancy yourself a lovely? Well then get up on stage!!
Like someone you see buy them for an hour!!!
TRUTH OR DARE
Have your opponent tell the Truth OR Dare your opponent to do something....naughty!
STRIP CAGE FIGHTS
Yup you guessed it! Get in the cage and roll. Low number loses a piece of clothing!!
TALENT CONTESTS
That's right!! We will be holding talent contests for all you budding arteestas out there!!

MAIN STAGE

DANCE CLUB

MAIN FLOOR

CAGE FIGHTIN' ...erm CAGE

THE BAR

BATH HOUSE

VIP ROOMS
200K/HOUR (not including an escort)
1MIL ALL NIGHT

LIBRARY

CRYPT

NAUGHTY CLASSROOM